• *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via refreshes)


having 3 friends is a lot of work

(Source: guttle, via refreshes)


I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via refreshes)